Sex and the Kitty by Nancy the Cat

Author:Nancy the Cat
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Published: 2011-07-25T04:00:00+00:00

It was gone nine p.m. by the time I finally slipped through the cat flap at NHQ , and I felt shattered. After the drive back from Birmingham I had ended up caught in the evening rush hour. My train home from London had been late, and it was packed with irate commuters. I had endured much tutting, not to mention a bruised tail where a bad-tempered man “accidentally” trod on me as I tried to make my way past him to the luggage crevice.

I dragged myself up the hill from the station and, once back at NHQ, went straight to the sofa to wash and reflect on the day’s events. I was in no doubt that being a show cat would not suit me as a career. It seemed to me that the shows existed for the enjoyment of the owners, rather than the cats. Even the winners had seemed to find victory a fairly hollow experience.

Besides, I was a modern cat and I wanted a modern career: one in which success would depend upon my talent, not my looks.

I knew I could do better than this.

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